SAME QUESTION, GO. SAME QUESTION, GO. SAME QUESTION, GO. SAME QUESTION, GO.

Turns out The Secret Life of Bees is Ender’s Game for old people, in that they cannot resist telling you how great it is and how much you’ll love it.

npr:

theweekmagazine:

The complete guide to cooking eggs every which way
You’ve had scrambled eggs. You’ve had poached eggs. But have you had poached-scrambled eggs?

Poached-scrambled eggs? Tell me more… — Lauren 
npr:

theweekmagazine:

The complete guide to cooking eggs every which way
You’ve had scrambled eggs. You’ve had poached eggs. But have you had poached-scrambled eggs?

Poached-scrambled eggs? Tell me more… — Lauren 
npr:

theweekmagazine:

The complete guide to cooking eggs every which way
You’ve had scrambled eggs. You’ve had poached eggs. But have you had poached-scrambled eggs?

Poached-scrambled eggs? Tell me more… — Lauren 

npr:

theweekmagazine:

The complete guide to cooking eggs every which way

You’ve had scrambled eggs. You’ve had poached eggs. But have you had poached-scrambled eggs?

Poached-scrambled eggs? Tell me more… — Lauren 

DID YOU KNOW THAT THE GUTENBERG BIBLE IS ALSO KNOWN AS “B42”?

Please tell me there’s a christian rock band out there called The B-42s.

I literally got a sunburn from sitting in the Savemart parking lot, listening to NPR with the windows rolled down.

I was working at the coffee shop yesterday, and this hot shot producer who I know through the film festival came in. When she figured out who I was she looked at my apron, aghast, and said “what are YOU doing HERE?” And it made me feel very weird and judged.

Ugh what kind of GoT episode was that, literally no major characters died and there were ZERO graphic sex scenes.

farmweather:

Ginger’s girl and boy at day 1 of life.

This older guy who is friends with my pseudo-stalker asked me out today and my response was literally “um….I feel like that would be super weird.”

Red wine and sour punch straws, the dinner of champions.

  • I filed my taxes!
  • I applied for healthcare!
  • I sent out an invoice and a contract that I been stressin’ on for weeks!
  • I’m going to make a nice beef stew!

I spent the night talking/thinking about how much I hate talking/thinking about art and how much I hate talking/thinking about God, and I don’t know, I think sometimes I want to think about art a little bit or think about God a little bit, but mostly I just want to be a person and talk about myself and others.

Nothing matters except our feelings and sensations.

Is this already a philosophy or did I just invent one?

typicalhope:

coffee